Muffin Top

How exactly does one go about defining "muffin top" to someone who is a "muffin top"? Maybe I could just email them a link to: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=muffin%20top.

CDC Convinces Kids of Swine Flu Precautions

A filthy martini or a filthy bathroom?

Approached by friend at a bar and was asked, "I'm here with 3 people from N.A. Would you please order me a filthy martini, Ketel One, extra olives, and bring it to me in the ladies' bathroom? It's OK because alcohol is not my drug of choice."

Why are we falling behind educationally?

Spoken by an 8th grade science teacher: "A bee is not an animal. It's an organism."
Spoken by a 5th grade teacher: "You can't be addicted to something unless it has a chemical in it."

Random Quote #7

Until all the clichés are ironed out of the system there will be temporary assistance...